Today, I thought I'd take this time to review the last few movies I've watched. So here we go, in reverse order.
First up is,
The Clan of the Cave Bear. This movie was made in 1986 and stars Daryl Hannah. I'd heard good things about the
book, and I had a free non-new release coming from Blockbuster so I decided to give this one a try. I was a little worried though as it is a caveman movie and my previous experience is that those tend to be boring and corny. But this one, I'm happy to say was very good. The story is about a group of Neanderthals known as "the Clan of the Cave Bear". The medicine woman of the Clan finds a young girl named Ayla who has been seperated from her people and injured. Ayla is one of "the Others", a newly emerging humanoid species (these are the CroMagnons, the ancestors of modern humans). The Clan doesn't much like Ayla because she does not have "the memories", the instincts that all Neanderthals are born with, but they soon find that she is remarkably intelligent and adaptable. The story follows Ayla struggles to find a place within the Clan. The amazing thing is that the filmmakers pull it off and the characters come across as complex and interesting people rather than performing monkeys (no offense to monkeys). One thing that helps is the use of subtitles to translate the primitive language of the Clan into its modern English equivalent. I found it particularly interesting because I recently read The Masks of God: Primitive Mythology by Joseph Campbell, and a lot of the topics from that book appear in this movie. Such as vision quests, totem animals, and the ritual of the hunt.
Next up is
DOOM, based on the computer game and starring The Rock (from WWE) and Karl Urban (from
Lord of the Rings). All right, let me get a rant out of the way first. I hate it when they take a video game that has a story that would make a good movie and then change the story when they make the movie. They did it with Tomb Raider, but with
DOOM it is much worse. As everyone who played computer games in the 1990s knows DOOM is about a research facility on the moons of Mars that, as a result of an experiment with interdimension travel gone awry, opens a portal to hell, thuse unleashing a horde of demons into our reality. In the movie a botched genetics experiment causes people to turn into murderous mutants. Now, I like mutants as much as the next guy, but now there will never be a movie made of the "real" DOOM story. And DOOM without demons just seems wrong somehow.
That problem aside, though,
DOOM is a pretty good sci-fi monster movie. It captures the game's scariness and over-the-top violence quite well. There is also an interesting moral element to the story as the mutation effects people differently depending on what kind of person they are, thus leaving the marines with the dilemma of trying to sort the good people from the bad people. There is also one scene near the end which, not to spoil anything, I will just say will give any one who's ever played DOOM some serious flashbacks. There's also a neat DVD extra that features people from G4 reminiscing about the game and talking about how it affected the industry. It inspired me to hunt down the original DOOM shareware on the internet, which can still be
downloaded for free.
Finally, the last movie I actually saw in a theater was the new remake of
The Pink Panther starring Steve Martin. This movie was excellent! Pure comedy in the classic style. The story is a sort of prequel to the old movies in that it features Clousaeu on his first big case, but I don't think they are really trying to preserve continuity with the old ones. It is set in France. A famous rich guy is murdered and his prize possession, the legendary Pink Panther diamond, is missing. Chief Inspector Dreyfus (played by Kevin Kline) wants to solve the case and get the glory, but he doesn't want the media hounding him. So he hatches a plan to find the most inept officer on the force, promote him to Inspector, and give him the case, hoping that he will keep the media distracted while Dreyfus solves the case himself. The man he chooses for the job is Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin), who thinks he has been promoted for his skill as an investigator. Hilarity ensues as Clouseau bumbles his way to solving the case. Very, very funny. I can't recommend it enough. I've only seen a couple of the other Pink Panther movies. I'd like to hunt them down if I get the chance.
Well, that's it for today. Until next time.